Monday, October 24, 2011

unexpected things.







Everything is so unexpected
until i found out
you could do anything behind me
without me noticing
but you can't do anything without the God noticing you


i won't try to pay back
i will let God decide for whether what you deserved


sometimes it hurts but sometimes it make me grow stronger


Just finished USM open in Penang
the weather was damn SEXAY~~
seriously im darker already
sunburn all over my body
even i move my muscle on my face
it really hurts.


after this FINAL exam coming
fighting!
although is just a 4 days exam
it seems to be so long for me
just go with it


i wish nothing but the best for you.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Funny!

A first-grade teacher,
Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. 
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
 

My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?

"Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. :P
Rofl :D

我就是这样.







水瓶最擅长的是难为自己。
不想对方难过,好让自己难过
总是认为自己有超乎寻常的承受力,
把自己想得太坚强,而把别人想得太脆弱。
对方提的任何过分的要求,
水瓶座统统照单全收、精心尽力,绝对不会有半个不字。
他们不知道
到最后受伤的其实是自己,只是不知道如何去表现。




我时常会想。
我能不能不要那么唠叨,
让自己跟他人都轻松一点?
我能不能不要那么敏感,

神经大条一点不好么?
我能不能不要患得患失,

在一起一天就爱一天,
索性不去考虑遥未来?我能不能不要想太多,
不把你当成世界的中心。
活得洒脱一些多好呢?
可我做不到。



因为我是水瓶座。